"I Love You Like a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack" Candle: Infused with Withdrawal Symptoms
Introducing the candle that redefines true love—our "I Love You Like a Back Alley Hooker Loves Crack" candle is here to set the mood with a scent as unforgettable as your favorite guilty pleasure.
Scent: Cotton Candy & Pine—because if love’s going to be a rollercoaster, it might as well smell like a carnival ride through a forest.
You know it’s true love when you get the shakes from missing them so much! And yes, I’ve heard the feedback—emails, Instagram protests, you name it. But I love this candle like a back alley hooker loves crack, and that’s just the way it is. 😉
Check out our FAQ section for more on the size and dimensions of our 9oz, 40+hour burn time candles. Because love, like this candle, should last longer than a fleeting moment.
